Funny Elder Scrolls

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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orlesianscum:

turning in dark brotherhood quests like

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satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

thosecomics:

I love how every time you level up in Skyrim, you get a personal sound off from hidden manly voices.
Also, my Dragon Born’s name is Fruit. Fruit the Dragon Born!

thosecomics:

I love how every time you level up in Skyrim, you get a personal sound off from hidden manly voices.

Also, my Dragon Born’s name is Fruit. Fruit the Dragon Born!

This game is mostly about harvesting mushrooms. If you’re a mushroom connoisseur, you’ll want this.
  140 Hours on The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim (via qualitysteamreviews)

byyourleave:

I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING

xbassedcerebralx:

ayyyy lmao

xbassedcerebralx:

ayyyy lmao


Bioshock (2007)

Bioshock (2007)

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire