Funny Elder Scrolls
traits i like in guys

imperialcondesce:

  • tall
  • dark eyes
  • hairy
  • first member of the DK crew
  • has a coconut gun
  • is donkey kong
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dajo42:

whether or not a woman shaves is hardly the biggest issue we have going on when the dragons are coming back and ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king WITH HIS VOICE. SHOUTED HIM APART

mirkokosmos:

Praise Talos.

Fus-Ro-Dah!

Being over-encumbered in an Elder Scrolls game:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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*being over-encumber in skyrim

 

riviere-cartia:

Have fun navigating Cabbage Ocean, you son of a bitch…

burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

itchyghost:

ladygolem:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

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That had to have been one hell of a boring paper to have your entire word program run off on you to play video games.

lytendrah:

CRYING

lifeinskyrim:

This is a mod called Dovahbit, in which the bunny is your companion.  You can give him different hats.  It’s ridiculously adorable.

lifeinskyrim:

This is a mod called Dovahbit, in which the bunny is your companion.  You can give him different hats.  It’s ridiculously adorable.

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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